i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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