I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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