I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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