I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
