My room smells like vodka and shame
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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