They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He did a backflip because drugs
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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