So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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