She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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