is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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