Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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