Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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