I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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