Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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