I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
