i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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