just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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