She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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