I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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