i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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