Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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