Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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