is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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