Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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