Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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