We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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