Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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