Don't you send me to vm
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
That accounts for only three of the penises
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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