this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
this hospital has no fireball
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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