Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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