Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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