Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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