So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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