I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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