I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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