last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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