She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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