That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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