thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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