I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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