how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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