What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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