OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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