isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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