your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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