So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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