Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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