I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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