Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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