We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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