the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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