i just wanna soil my oats bro
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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