I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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