it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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