Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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