im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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